I am going to make it through this year if it kills me…
— L.A.V. (via slytherinquotes)
Save those manners for later. I have plans for you to do nice things for me then.
That’s either very good for me or very bad for me.
I forget how… colorful you all are.
You are welcome.
I’ll do as I please, bitch. Whatchu gonna do about it, bitch?
Alright, this conversation just got a little too real - but good for you, I guess. Wait, scaring kids? I’m so in! When and where? I need to know.
Um, obviously I want you to directly quote me.
WHOA. That’s the pot calling the kettle black.
Tomorrow morning. They’re fun to scare as they wander to school.
Okay. Just sent her a text. Directly quoted.
Well, you’re fucking rude. Bitch, byeeee.
Damn, and I had so much faith in you, too. What happened this time? Did you go to jail? Are you on FBI watch lists in 12 different countries? If you’re getting into trouble, it better be juicy, Ace. I need entertainment.
Well you tell her to get off her ass and come chill with her baby sister, got it? I miss that bitch.
That’s my middle name. Don’t wear it out.
Nah. Been there, done that, promised ma and esme I wouldn’t go back. Still giving that old farmer hell and scaring little kids. That kinda shit. You’re more than welcome to join me.
Do you want me to directly quote you?